Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

Did you lot know that sloths only defecate once a week? Also, their fur is a bloody good breeding ground for algae.

See? I'm learning. Let no'one say I am not spending my time wisely.

Okay, kids. This is me coming out of my coffin-shaped closet. I'm a Vampire. I'm on the wagon and trying not to drink blood... Basically doing my damn best to be decent, but I know you had a lot of crap with it all before I arrived, so... Anyway, I'll stay away from anyone who wants me to stay away. And sorry for not telling people sooner.

[Voice Post]

Attention this is Captain America, if this is an allied country please alert your high official and inform them I am awake. If I am a prisoner I demand to speak to your high official at once.

SIX NATIONS ON RIGHT NOW! ON THE TV! How are we getting this? Not that I care, just that we're getting it.

For the yanks in the audience, RUGBY! England -vs- Scotland. Calcutta Cup. NOW. [Channel number]

[Several hours after his initial post]

It's Captain Steve Rogers.

Roadhouse.

Need I really say anymore?

[Selene]

And when I'm done there...