Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

hello roommate

do you want to go play in the snow

theres a gift for you on the christmas tree in the living room

i went through a lot of trouble to steal that back on earth so you better appreciate it

Hello again involuntary citizens of plant Imagination! How long have I been absent? I missed you.

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never had a christmas befo

thanks for the sword, booze, shirt and book. weren't needed. don't see why there got to be gifts anyh

i never had no chrissmas before or presants

daryl said to say thanks too you guys so thanks for my toys and stuf and COOKYS. fleur that red matariel is JUSST like daryls so i can be jusst like him! hes not so bad

This is ridiculous

I have a cat and a monkey that are hell-bent on driving each other insane. Quite honestly, I think I'll be sectioned before either of them at this rate. Does anyone have a solution that won't end with me facing animal cruelty charges?