I see everyone is pitching in somewhere, but we don't have any special powers. I just feel like we should do something. I can cook, and I can sing, and kick a football pretty well. That doesn't amount to much.
Muggle phone is kinda top notch isn't it? Not too sure where I am but this isn't Hogwarts but it feels similar enough. I'm going to go ahead and say if this is a Birthday prank you can call it off now, thanks.