Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

Who the hell do I have to shag to get some good music around here? Lady Gaga and Rihanna, my arse. Ramones and the Pistols are the real deal. And television-wise, how about some Passions? Stupid Angel, always changing the channel on me Hand a guy a bone here, okay?

I've waited about long enough doing nothing (ha. ha. ha.) and it's getting to the point where I need to live like a monk or get a job. And I'm awful with monks.

So anyone know of anyplace that's hiring? I've done a thing or two, but I don't have my modeling portfolio anymore and I'm not sure if this place has kissograms, so I might try something new.

I find myself in need of advice.

I suppose I ought to find a job. It's hard to know what might be needed around here, though. I worked in radio a long time ago... I've got a lot of basic survival skills, which don't really translate well into employable skills... I can make a pretty good sandwich.

It's either that or spend my days in the library or catching up on what's on the telly.