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So it seems that all last week I was a vampire, who knew? Apparently you all thought I was just being an asshole. Thanks, good to know how you all think of.

But, I don't seem to remember anything that happened. If I did something to you, let me know and I'll issue you a personal, heartfelt apology.

[Tracey]
I heard you tried biting my brother while a vampire. Did you use fire or acid to sanitize your mouth?

I heard you were a vampire, too.

[Ickles Reg and Sirius]
I heard you two had some issues last week. I'm sorry I wasn't there to help.

It's a funny thing when I can't decide whether or not last weekend was the best use of my time. Apart from the fact that only today do I feel like I can move.

Oh bloody hell...

We started firearms training today.

What is the expression, helium hand? I should learn to keep mine down when they ask if anyone knows anything about the subject.