Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

Ai ya tian a!  Hao yun bu lai, huai yun bu jwo.

I'd just gotten used to my bunk on Serenity and sleeping next to my husband again, too.  Never thought I'd see the likes of this rock again, not sure I wanted to, either.

Anyone I know-  Who's still around?

This place is actually rather nice. It's like being back in England. Or more like being back in England than some of the other places I've been.

So. Parallel dimension of some sort? Or some distant planet with a detention center that looks remarkably like a castle?

And is there any chance of getting a cup of tea?

shit i hurt something awful

way everyone's staring you think they never seen a dirty naked guy walking through the woods before.

[A very panicked voice and lots of sobbing]

Oh my god, someone please! Please help me. There was a- I don't know I- Just someone

[Some more sobbing]

Just anyone please help, oh god, come and help me!

this place suks

i grow up to lok like him pop

This isn't fair. Reg didn't even ask and no'one told him or anything! You can't just make people change without knowing it! Who's making it happen? Why can't we just go home?! Stuff like this doesnt happen there!!

So what's the deal here? Am I dead or what? There should be a sign or something. Flashing neon and all that.

Is there even anyone there?

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

CAN.
YOU.
READ.
THIS???

I am not going to elaborate much on what happened but if anything what happened with Penny should be a warning to the rest of you to stay indoors if you can. Something dangerous is lurking out in the darkness and while I may be lucky to be hard to see at night others may not be as such.

That being said if anyone wishes to get from here to somewhere in the city but has no ability to do so quickly as the wizards can then I will offer myself to help. I can teleport and can teleport one other at a time if I know where we are going.

I have a wonder. And a lot of spare time to indulge it, recently.

Since I have been in this castle, I have seen many humans, but not a single elf. Are there none in this land? Or does whatever power draws us here show a rather marked preference? Maybe the alienages are just better hidden here.

This place also lacks Qunari. Not that I am complaining.

What exactly is going on? Is there some kind of link between all these changes that I happen to be missing?

And to save anyone wasting their breath, no. I always look like this.