You've got to be bloody kidding me! I wasn't aware that we were in grade school and tattling was what we were doing now. I haven't tattled on anyone since I was like nine or something. This is so bloody ridiculous! I mean honestly, that's stooping lower than I have. I don't understand why he stays with you if you're such a twat! I need to blow off some bloody steam and I don't even have a broom to do that with.
I lost my phone for a few days, how easy it is to lose this small rectangle of muggle technology. Perhaps I'll put a homing charm on it so it won't happen again.
Have I mentioned that it's great to have my body back? This place is strange, I'll have to remember not to under estimate it, or these mysterious hosts of ours. Has anyone met them?