Right now, I would love some magic or to have the ability that Dustfinger has. Not even a lot of magic. I'd settle for one spell and I'd be able to light my cigarettes without even thinking about it. Not that I can't light them now, because I can, but I think it would be so much easier if I just had to click my fingers or say something in Latin or whatever, and have my cigarette lit.
Also, I'm going outside for a smoke. It'll take a while, since I have the top speed of an arthritic slug right now, so I'd best get going.