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I've got a few questions, nothing too personal or intrusive. Think of it as a pub quiza game. There's three questions.

(A) If you could only have one food to eat forever, and nothing else but that one item of food (dish, meal, whatever) what would it be? Keep in mind this can be anything, no matter how hard to prepare, so long as you think you could live with it forever.

(B) Pick up to, BUT NO MORE THAN, two:
Buttercream, Carrot, Chocolate, Lemon, Raspberry, Strawberry, or Vanilla

(C) Nuts? Yes or No?
C.a. If yes: almonds or walnuts?

I keep having the same frakking dream since last Tuesday and it's driving me crazy.

What kind of stupid perverted name's McFeely? I don't need no warmest regards from no one, least of all from some dumb idiot who's so chickenshit he leaves letters all rolled up and some stupid ass phone.

Ain't got no right throwing me in this crappy no good drafty-ass castle. So screw you and yours, Mr pervet McFeely.

This is not to say that I'm complaining about my current living arrangements, but there certainly must be a catch to this. After all, anything that seems too good to be true almost always is.

...has anybody seen my mum?