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So I feel kind of bad about how much this sucks for everyone else, but not being able to smell is hilarious to me. There was an epic explosion of perfume bottles at the club last night and now they all think I'm some sort of iron man who can withstand anything.

(I don't still smell like a bad combination of that Britney Spears stuff, lily of the valley, and $3000-a-bottle Chanel, thank god. I might not be able to smell it but I'm pretty sure the staff would strike again if I came home smelling like that.)

I can't taste anything! Everything tastes exactly the same! How am I supposed to enjoy meals if I can't taste them?