Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

I can't smell. Anything.

This isn't as bad as it could be, though. After all, I can still see and hear. And feel. I don't know how anyone would go about coping with losing that one in particular. The worst thing about mine is that my food doesn't taste right either.

On the bright side, though, it's perfect for the job I've got. After all, I can go in anywhere at the moment and clear it out. More money, if I volunteer to clean the places that nobody else will go. I just have to remember to have a proper shower each evening when I get back, and make sure to use deodorant. Just because I can't smell doesn't mean other people can't.

All in all, though, I'm okay with it. If anyone else needs any help, I'll do what I can. Just let me know.

[Whole message also read onto voice mail for the benefit of anyone who might not be able to see]

I'm still blue. I don't want to be blue anymore.

MOONY!!!!

Want to go somewhere and we can make Sirius do all the work? Yes? Yes? Yes.

I have a great many animal pelts, a mountain cat who does not wish to go outside until her ability to smell returns, and thus far too much free time on my hands. Does anybody require boots or clothes?