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Spending this much time on land's bound to make folk kwong-juh duh.  I feel Tian di Wu Yohn here.

how the freak is it that all these... what are you guys called? slytherins? what even is that? is that harry potter lingo? i never really read the books WHATEVER but how the flip do they get to change shit in the castle and i don't get this pool which is like the best idea ever because it's epic to have a pool during the summer hellooo, everyone loves pools even if you can't swim it's called FLOATIES PEOPLE. ugh and the noodle things those are helpful too.

Okay children. I've had about as much of this as I can be bothered with. I am calling a meeting in the Gryffindor war-room (Aka. my rooms - I'll say sorry to Benjy.) to discuss the snake removal/redecoration.

For starters, I'm thinking a lot of time and work went into those snakes. So maybe they should stay up. I think they'd look absolutely gorgeous with a few accessories, though. And the hissing makes people uncomfortable. That should be changed. Applause when we walk past, anyone?

So... dragons.

Anyone ever been... taken?

Anything else I should look under the bed for?

I want to make a tapperstry.

Also, I think Johanna's gone because her room is empty.