Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

I ain't gonna take no bath and you can't make me Mr. Baboon!

Alright, I'll bite. I've been up and down this place trying to find some flaw in the illusion. Problem is? Can't find it. Now, I figure it means it's either A). Really elaborate; which is hard to believe, considering Mysterio has a tough time even pulling off regular elaborate, let alone 'really' elaborate. So that leaves me with B), and this place really is some weird land of make believe mumbo jumbo.

At which point I need to ask, HOW THE HELL DID I END UP HERE AND HOW IS THIS EVEN REMOTELY POSSIBLE?!

Sorry for that... I've had a bad kidnapping.

I suppose I should be on strike like my coworkers. At the same time, I'm also a castle resident, so I feel as if my allegiances have been spread about. I've been doing my best to keep things orderly in the library while the other librarians are outside picketing, but only so much that it won't be a complete disaster when they return to work. Hopefully this will all be finished in a timely manner, and that we can get back to our lives like normal.

[Private to James and Sirius]
Lily chewed me out for your swamp. I suggest you do something to get back in her good graces. I'll be upstairs, trying to rid the hall of mucky water.

[Private to Dora]
Is there someone around the castle that you trust to babysit the Ickle? I'd love to take you go out tonight.

I'm working at the gum downtown as a personal trainer. It's a really great gym, if anyone is inclined to join. And I can guarantee you a great workout if you come and train with me. The only problem is it takes up so much of my time lately.

I'll be able to afford a broom in no time.

What's happening on the strike front? Anything I can do?

How is everyone doing? Where are my campers? I hope we're making ourselves useful around the castle during all of this. It just wouldn't do to give the wrong impression, am I right?

I hear there's a group that's going out hunting in the morning. I need my beauty sleep, but I'm more than willing to help prepare and serve food, should I be needed.

Maybe I should get a job. These clothes just won't do anymore.

( Hermione and Ron )

I was reading over the demands of the staff. They want a pay raise. Which, fair. But we're not rightly the ones to speak to about it, are we? Who can we talk to for them?

Filtered to the Harry Potter crowd -- minus the ickles

Ickle me has stuck round, and feels entirely better from being cursed. I hope all the other ickles who've stuck round feel better as well. Also, if you hear any giggling following the crashes, it's that one and not me.

Also-also, would anyone mind watching the little hurricane? For a few hours only, and she'll be made right cozy for the evening.

Sirius

Alright?

Sam? Dean? I need help.

Work is really slow. It's great, but slow. There are too many things I want to buy, and not enough money.

I hope that I've been polite to the people who work here in the castle. Maybe if I'd shown how much I appreciate them more, then they wouldn't have been as upset.

[Filtered to all Witches and Wizards (mostly the HP universe, but she's not picky)]
I'm a fast learner, and pretty good with charms. Can someone teach me some cooking spells or charms or something? I want to be of more help around here. I've got work during the workday, but I can show up before or after, or maybe even during lunch?