Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

Um.... has... anyone seen little me? :( I went to bed last night and had a dream about Lord Tubbington and a mouse and a bread bowl from Breadstix and when I woke up she was gone. Something tells me she's not coming back, but um, if someone finds her, please bring her back.

I miss Santana, too. Maybe whoever brought little me to this castle can bring Santana next? I would like to have her here.

Oh! OH! OH! Caroline is helping me put together Glee club here, if anyone wants to join they should let us know.

Hello. My name is Simon Tam, and as I'm given to understand there have been no doctors in residence before now, I'd like to offer my services to the residents of the castle. I'm a fully-certified doctor with a specialty in trauma surgery - obviously I'm hoping we won't need much of that here - and I've completed the requisite classes in pharmacology, triage, general medicine, and frontier survival medicine for certification. I have some medication on hand, and I'll be checking in the town for further resources once I take stock of what's likely to be required.

I'm currently located in the East wing, second floor, apartment 5B, although I intend to speak with the custodians to ascertain whether more appropriate quarters for a medical bay are available. I'm willing to make house calls if coming here is inconvenient or difficult.

Has anyone tried to cast a tracking spell, using on of those objects to trace it back to the person who is targeting the children?

wizard folk i have a -very- important question for your lot


also: anyone know if there is a pool at this joint??

How odd, that the little version of me should vanish and now I miss her.

Clearly this calls for some kind of intervention - who's available for a wild night of remembering why you don't have children in the first place?

What is this...?

I thought the "Land of Make-Believe" was only something to come from children's imaginations when parents are off doing "grown-up" things?

This scroll, no matter how "informative" it's supposed to be seen, leaves one very important question unanswered. That being, what am I doing here?