Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

I have a few announcements to make.

First, Brittany and I are starting a sort of Glee Club. There's a piano in the ballroom, but we need someone who can play it. And can anyone else play an instrument?

Second, since I'm not going to get to go to Prom, I think we should have a dance of some sort. Does anyone want to help me organize it? I've organized a ton of events and fundraisers at my school, so it should be fairly easy, but I can't do something of this size alone.

Where did Harry go? Is he grounded?

Alright, well this is somewhat new. I'm either in the Matrix, or I'm in Cleveland. I have yet to see Keanu Reeves, but I may, or may not have seen Drew Carey. This is definitely Cleveland.

Or is this what Michael Jackson saw everyday? God I've got Jackson-itis.

Well anyway, where the hell am I?

[Filtered to adults]

Alright community. It's apparent that things aren't as safe around here as we were once lead to believe. Though I suppose we weren't really 'lead' to believe anything. Nevermind, point is the way I see it; we can get a bit out of order, and things can get a bit out of hand if we're not careful.

I have some experience in investigations and law enforcement, both as a Jedi and a former Galactic Alliance Guard member. So I've decided to start up a little 'business' or something around here, maybe a club, whatever. It's going to be an investigations unit. I'm looking for people to help out though, can't do things like this all on your own of course.

Obviously, way I see it, things that are going on with the kids, or things like that, we deal with for free. Yet if you have a private matter to be resolved, we can be hired out for a very small fee--we all need to work after all. If we're going to do anything besides sit in a castle all day.

So contact me if you're interested. If I can get three people to serve as my founding members, we'll work out the details of a location and name and what not.

...River? Is this one of your games?

Who: Donald Blake/Thor and Jo
What: Donald decides to really explore his surroundings.
Where: Castle grounds
When: Monday late afternoon

( Long have I wished never to visit this realm... )