Network comm for The Land of Make Believe

So I took a shower, a nice long one; then, I ate some breakfast. It was really good. And then... I went to the library or whatever based on some information I received a few nights ago. Turns out.. I'm apparently 'not real'. ... How do you react to something like that?

Umm, Weaver? I think your device malfunctioned. This isn't where we should be. You're here, right? Or.. Cameron? Agent Ellison? Mom? For one, I know it isn't the future since mostly everything is still standing, no ruins at all Doesn't feel like a Skynet work camp, too many people and no metal in sight Never been to a castle before. I'm surprised everything is so intact here.

So.. uh, hi. My name is John. I don't think I understand what's going on and.. oh. There's a scroll. Okay. Sounds like a nice deal. Good looking place too. But anyway, is there more to it, like why we're here or how? Also important, I have to know what the date is if anyone could let me know. Day, month, and year if possible.