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Okay.  That's about all the slime, bathtubs, and proposals we can handle.  It's time to do something about this en masse.  Am I right?

Any suggestions? 

And...um, does anyone know how to mend heels?  Those three brats broke my only shoes.

HEY!

What the hell is this? I swear on the Gods if this is one of their ways of "challenging" us, I am NOT amused! I proved myself all ready, I don't have to go through this shit all over again!

Someone better give me some answers, ASAP! And don't tell me to read the scroll. I read the scroll, it didn't answer jack. Why am I here? Where is HERE? And what the hell are dragons doing flying outside?!

losyt my sanwickh. lost it.

bacon gone sad bye bye

Franks?

I finally have clothes. Ones that fit and don't require me charming them to stay up on my hips. I do believe I'm correctly dressed to at least exit my room at my leisure now and not feel like I'm swimming in cargo trousers. Although, I do believe I might have misplaced my socks. If you find them, please let me know.

Thank you again, Jayne. For letting me borrow your clothes. I've left them folded up on your bed.

I GOT THE JOB I GOT THE JOB I'M WORKING AT THE QUIDDY SHOP IN TOWN!

Could we go, I don't know, two weeks without something happening to my wardrobe?

I spearheaded the assault on the furry vermin, someone get an idea on how to rid this place of these obnoxious ghost children ghosts?

Those three brats messed everything up, Al! Nothing is color coordinated anymore!

[Private to Al]
Also, I completely hate that your family is organizing teams for Quidditch. That was my thing

Do you want cherry chocolate chunk sundae swirl or fudge nut death by chocolate ice cream from the store?