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It's my birthday, which is kind of weird since it was May before I found myself here and that was only last month, but I'm not gonna say no to turning twenty now.

Also, it's my favorite holiday! Yes, April Fool's Day is totally a holiday! No one is safe today!

EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!

What the hell just happened?! I was sleeping and now I'm covered in SLIME!! Is this someone's idea of a joke?! How am I supposed to clean this all up?

I've been bored out of mind except when I'm working on potions so I got a job. At the local apothecary, I should use all this talent for potions.

Also, did someone's children show up? I heard children running up and down the hall. Merlin, their laughter makes me miss Harry

Ok. Who's throwing books at people?

Did someone turn the door into a portkey? I just want to sleep. And wash. I don't care what order

Where am I? This isn't Hogwarts, I know that much.

I never thought I'd say this, but...


I think we need to call the Ghostbusters.

Peeves just stole my phone. PEEVES. And he dropped it in a toilet.

Interesting little world I've stumbled upon. Accomodations, meals and expansive grounds to walk out and explore. Seems like paradise, but what is really going on here? Can anyone tell me that? It seems all too good to be true, I'm rather waiting for some night terror or what have you, spring or fly out of no where and carry someone off.

Ooh, pretty morbid isn't it? Sorry my imagination at times gets to the better of me. Ah well enough introductions, I'm The Doctor, pleasure to meet you all.

I keep losing my phone-thing. First, the tribbles tried to steal it. Then I think it nearly got burnt. And now it keeps moving on me. I'm going to put a hole through it and put a bit of string through so that I can tie it to things and it won't keep wandering off.