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Oi, James Potter! The older one!? Sirius says you'll have a seizure with pride when you hear that I play Quidditch professionally.

I'm not sure how old I am today. I was born in 1960, and it was 1982 when I left and arrived here, but it was six months after my birthday. What year is it here?

No presents necessary.

The date on this thing says its Moony's birthday!!!! Remus, you are now as old as a very old person who took a bath in aging potion. Then sat in the sun for too long, smoking cigarettes.

I'll go to the kitchens and get a cake. And then into town for a present. Is there a zoo around here?