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Wow!

Eames was right, everything is all jibberish. I wonder if everyone is affected or if there are any left...

If you can understand this post a picture of your favorite invertebrate and then tell me why. For a purely scientific purposes.

( Private to Eames )

This is a strange place, indeed.

I'm really starting to miss my friends at home. And it's incredibly not fair that my brother is YOUNGER than I am. The rat bastard. Who told him he could age backward?

word bad. nussuf wiggutemat.

miss frank. miss neville. hate life.

What is this about jobs? I have worked but what is there to do here?

Also, why does everything said come out at muffled garbage. What the hell is that about? I try to talk to someone and the answer is like they have mud in their mouths. I thought I should get my hearing checked but it's perfect.

Catnip, I found the woods. Want to go?

I got bored and animated one of the pictures in my rooms. She did not take to it kindly, the mad old bag. I have no idea where she learnt language like that, but it is not attractive in a 2D eldery woman.

Now I'm bored again. So if someone could please rectify that, that would be great. Cheers very much.

This is not New York. Why am I not surprised? I need to get home now before my boyfriend finds out I'm missing and ends up pointing his stupid sword at the wrong person and gets himself shot for trying to be heroic.

I can't even read this dumb letter. What's the point in kidnapping someone if they won't even have the decency to explain in person why they did? All the more annoying enemies did that.