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[Sound of someone stumbling with the phone for a moment, a few choice four letter words. Sirius' voice, when he eventually catches on, is a bit muffled. Like he has a hand over the speaker. Muggle things confuse him,]

"Helllloooooo? Can anyone hear me?"

[A sigh] "Look. I love an impromptu holiday as much as the next bloke. I really do. But there's things going on at home I would really like to be there for. So if someone doesn't let me go I'm going to hex their balls so far back up inside them that they'll taste them. Right? Excellent. As long as we're all clear."

[Hesitation, then a slightly hopeful tone creeps into his voice.] "Unless, Prongs, this is you. In which case bravo, good sir. But you are a prat."

( Filtered to Regulus )

Alright! Whose treetop-brained idea was it to let some scruffy man in my home?

Whose, huh?!

Someone is going to answer for this.