Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

So. Is anyone planning anything for those of us not going to the dance? Movies or anything? Bueller?

[EDIT] I'm having a Pegg/Froat marathon that night if anyone cares to join me.

1995s

Annnnnnnd this is why you hide your phone before you drink, guys.


So, with Valentine's Day and dances related to it fast approaching, it feels like its time for me to throw my hate in the ring.
Points that make me date-worthy;

• I am fully housebroken and trained.


• After spending a summer living with a Gender Studies major from Berkely, I know the importance of respecting women.


• I can dance, including the oft elusive Dougie. Yes, I can teach you how to Dougie.


• I've been told I 'serve heroin chic twink realness'.


• I can take you on a magic carpet ride. Which can be a euthamism for many things.


• Should the evening call for Cheesy Teen Movie style fisticuffs to defend your honor, I can ask my bud Alejo to kick some major ass for you.


• I give glowing references.


• I make rainbows. Yes, rainbows. You'd have to date Nyancat or a unicorn to beat that.

Call now whilst stock lasts.

after this.

Hello IVI, it's official, there are no good men out there! Like when we became Vols or whatever, I don't really care about your origin theories right now, did it also zap the manners and sincerity and kindness just like general decency out of anyone with a penis? Personally I am sooooo over it. As a queen herself once said, "Who run the world? GIRLS!"

Thanks, that's all I've got! :)

1995.

whichever of you idiots went and spilled your drunkeness all over the network? good job, guys. really appreciated.

KIWIS.

does anyone have chocolate fish?

just ugh, basically.

if you're having girl problems, i feel bad for you son...i think we all need to take a moment to remember that beyonce's world tour starts soon so nothing else matters

p.s. PARABENS, MAX!! YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE CANADIAN ♥

[Caleb, Callum, Nate, Edwin, Marty, Jace]

Okay, I've given this some thought and I've decided that I do want to take a date to the Valentine's Day dance just for the fun of it. Is there anyone who you would recommend, or likewise boys who I should avoid? Yes, I am using you as surrogate big brothers right now.

[...]

Also I have a friend who's acting a bit like it would be the end of the world if she doesn't get a date and I don't really know what to say to her.

[end filter]

[SPANISH CLASS]

can someone nearer the front swap with me. i'm actually trying to not fail spanish right now and i can't see through omar when he's got his girl on his lap like that. weren't they broken up?

[after this]

Well my legs got completely fecking knotted with one another so if anyone's looking for me at dinner or whatever I'm in my room because I can't walk. Thanks ever!!!!!!

Dress is almost done. Fuck people who think gingers can't pull off red because I love this thing already. Put on some straps this morning before classes, so less worried about it now.

Speaking of love, I don't really do the whole Valentines but let's face it, it's just an excuse to drink, dance and dress up. Yeah, I know, me loving to dress up, what a shocker!

[filter: eagle ladies, female friendly types & the fifth floor ladies]

I realise not all of us are going, BUT FOR THOSE WHO ARE.

I don't know what we're doing about pre-dance fun, but do you guys want to get together to sort out hair and maybe do some quick scrubs and cleansers etc as there'll be pics? Definitely going to make more of the lemon cleansing scrub from Christmas, so would happily bring some. I've pulled up some pics of my less niche hair things if people want inspiration or borrowing or w/e so if we want to do our own or help each other, I think it'd be awesome.

( cut for size! )

[super bowl pre-beyoncé]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

LOL YOU PEOPLE ARE AMAZING. I do not know why I ever thought clubbing in Ibiza would be more fun than watching you all hit each other because you are in love with each other's girlfriends or whatever it is.

I just want to point out (again) that it's not anyone's responsibility to change just so they won't be made fun of, mocked or anything like that. It's not our fault that some people thinks it's incredibly funny to mess with our powers, declare them useless or actually, declare us useless as well, just because of the way we look or the way we talk or whatever else there is, I don't even know.

A bully is nothing without the people who laugh with them or who support the things he does. Saying "he's awful sometimes, but..." does nothing but encourage him. I know that saying these things just makes certain bullies laugh at me more and want to make my life even worse, but you know what? I don't care because there might be someone who needs to hear these things and I'm going to keep saying them.

And Karim, I know how your power works now. Next time you'll get even worse. Just making that clear.

Today's weird news story is brought to you by the realisation that maybe they left some crazy people outside of here. Colour me incredibly shocked.

FILTER: CONNER, HUNTER, ALEJO

I take it back, I never want to transfer teams. This has gone from being annoying to absolutely hilarious. The only way to cope is to laugh, or I'll just go cry or something. And I don't cry.

Please remind me of that in the future. Thank you.

just a reminder than the super bowl is tonight unless you're all too busy punching each other to come

oh my god. they're doing it.


THEY'RE DOING IT.

astrid.

there is someone at this school crazier than you. hey are you okay? what happened TODAY? is he like being weird or something?

also if you want to go to the dance alone or with someone that's fine, I probably overreacted

sel.

you will probably ignore this but Javier told us what happened today, we all know that you would never hurt anyone on purpose. so I hope your'e alright and you know that we're all here for you.

Alright non-English speaking movie suggestions and go.

American "football" is stupid.

EVERYONE SHUT YOUR FACES

HER HIGHNESS IS ON.

BEYONCE BEYONCE OMG MAKE WATCHING THIS STUPID GAME WORTH IT FOR ME

that was quite good! will there be another 'halftime'?

What is wrong with all of you?!

Can't you go a week without fighting each other?