Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

[CONDOR LOCK]

Has anyone heard anything regarding when they're going to let Remy out? It's been almost a week, and if he wasn't involved in the murders (which I'm assuming, because Sol and Devon were the only ones named), then [...] shouldn't we have heard something by now?

Condors - Jordana.

I guess the question of was he going to tell us has been answered. Did he bloody think were just going to never find out?

Dick.

Kiara.

Hiking again soon? I feel like my brain is about to leak out my ears. Otherwise I am going to spend most of the week watching movies with explosions.

I almost forgot Easter was this Sunday. Time flies when you're at IVI.

[CONDOR (minus Jordana)]

so i kinda emailed american sam about this vol team because you all know it's his idea, and apparently we're all supposed to be finding out.

who wants to bet me that rathborne never tells us?

anyway the word is that over 18s only sorry asha and chips and he said he'll talk about it more tonight since i got a bit shitty with him over it.

figured you all should know

[Condors]

whats the condor ravine? where rathborne dumped us? its ours now?

i dont want it

i always thought it was messed we didnt tip the pub night bartenders

FILTERED TO CONDOR.

The news is really SCARY right now and I think that we should all stick together at a time like this!!!! Maybe we could decide to always be with one other team member just to be safe?? Like how sometimes I go to the bathroom with a friend because IT'S BETTER BEING TOGETHER.

Condor.

That was dead boring. Did he say anything worth listening to after something about how to tie a knot?

Because I'm curious - what is your worst story from training? Condors, I already know yours.

Condors.

What the fuck is on my wall?

Damien.

Rathborne was - not his usual self.

Condors.

Remy did you finally seduce Rathborne?

That was a very nice memorial, I'm glad we did that.

[Condors]
I still don't know why Mal would have wanted us to set his boat on fire.

[Damien]
Karim used his powers before I could stop him. Sorry.

[Anthony]
Hi Anthony
Are you okay
I mi

I have never been so happy to see the sun in my entire life. Can we sleep outside?

[Egyptian tomb group]
Did anyone get bitten by the beetles? I think they got a little bit of me and they're sort of not healing very strange.

[Anthony]
Hi Anthony! Are you done healing people now? Do you need anything?

[Condors]
Don't tell Rathborne but paintball was sort of good practice for fighting stuff in the dream.

LISTEN UP BITCHES, swans won yay good for them hope they have a blast whatever. us super awesome peeps in condor are good sports and will tip our hats to these winners, but we will also be making sure that they regret missing ivi's BEST WEEKEND EVER

yeah thats right this saturday the condors will be throwing a TIKI BIKINI BEACH PARADISE PARTY A-GO-GO!! so break out your itty bitty polka dot bikinis my lovely pinepple princesses and your banana hammocks my big kahunas and lets have ourselves a beach partaaaaay

also note i am accepting auditions for live music, no shitty performers plz. also if anyone can find the hydrokinetic or like anyone else who can make ~waves~ then you can be my favourite for a day

[Condors]

right so lets do this thing bitches!! errol kiara you're on decor, damien jordana in charge of games, harry ishak on food, remy on libations, kody on promotions, i'm obvs on music & mc, fin on everyone getting funky, whitney on looking h-o-t. mal can bounce the undesirables

[Audra, Hendrik, Hedda, Uldis]

alright you crazy weather bitches, i'm conscripting you to make sure things are gorgeous this weekend got it?? and uldis can i get 'KARIM IS DA BOMB' in clouds plz kthx kisses

[Nolan]

ok novak here's the deal i can maybe get my hands on some beach toys but i need you to turn them into enough for the whole school capice?? do it or i'll tell marine that daisy found midget porn on your hard drive

{ooc note: my bad, the lake isn't going to be announced till tomorrow so it was edited out of this post - but rest assured Karim will be announcing it as the new venue for the party tomorrow!}

lol so this egg thing sucked for reals but on the plus side i got mad good footage out of it. my hits are thru the roof especially for slo-mo bikini catfight and hot erik on erik action. keep up the good work my precious ingenues :* :* :*

[Locked to Condors]

fuck the beach i heard a rumour they're going to one with like a bunch of jellyfish anyway

we should just make our own beach party like a tiki bikini beach bash luau