Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

[TEAM ROOSTER]

( spoilers under the cut )

ROOSTERS

Savannah has just informed that Sam was badly hurt on this recent Vol Squad mission. Do any of you have any other information? Do any of you know what on earth has happened? I'm very worried.

CALEB.

If your team leader, who usually feels pretty calm and confident, suddenly gets stressed one afternoon, you should take note, right? Or, you don't like your team leader, so if he's stressed, you should just do your best to ignore it and carry on because [...]

Okay, you're going to have to finish my reasoning for me, I'm stumped.

ROOSTERS.

Dani, I'm volunteering to have my power swapped next!

Looks like we're off to the races.

[Private to Roosters]

Hey guys, the Squad is heading to the Philippines to help with the landslide situation there. Sounds like we may be gone for a couple days. Sounds like you guys are going to be working with Li in the meantime.

1996/1995 + ROOSTERS + CANADIANS

My mum is sending a care package and wants to know if any of my friends you want something Canadian. Don't make a beaver joke, I swear to fucking God.

Oh my God, Kimye are thinking of naming their baby Khrist.

So I came across this totally cool tech video recently: http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/02/27/scientists-uncover-invisible-motion-in-video/

If anyone is interested in what my power is like, part of it is sooooort of like that. I do not actually see people's pulses like that, visually, but I can sense it -- like, I know that your heartrate is increasing, that you are sweating, that you are lying. It's very hard to describe but I just... know. Even when those things are missing. I find it funny that some of the first comments on this article are all about lie detection and how terrified people are that it might become more accurate. LOL. Welcome to my fucking life.


[ROOSTERS]
I need to ask for, like, a favour. Can all of you guys record and send me short videos of yourselves saying 2 lies and 1 truth, in random order? And then I will tell you which one is true. Because I think I can do that now. Maybe. Probably.

[PADRAIG]
Dinner tomorrow? It's been a while ♥

[ISLA]
So you decided to sign up, right?

[JONAS]
Welcome back, you fucking idiot. What was that all about?

[MOA]
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/03/ogooglebar-and-14-other-swedish-words-we-should-incorporate-into-english-immediately/274383/

Attitydinkontinens is me, I think.

[NORDICS]
Heisann! It has been [...] a while since our last group hangout, but I think we could probably do with another night? Especially now that we have Odd Bjarne, Silje, and maybe a new boy soon. And with Easter coming soon, I realise that I miss påskekrim -- so a fun crime movie could be a good idea? Olsenbanden, maybe. Or Poirot, if we don't care about it being, like, from our actual countries.

[DAISY]
It's been weird trying to get back to normal.

[ Roosters, sans Mette ]

I asked Mette what she wanted to do for her birthday, she said Rose is planning things for pub night but she'd like something quiet with us on Sunday night, dinner or something relaxing. I know she won't want me to cook. Do we want to get one of the movie rooms or something?

[ROOSTERS]
Good news. :)

[PUBLIC]
So I do not know how to say this and I don't want, like, a whole wave of congratulations or anything because I didn't do shit, but my powers are back. I thought it was important everyone know immediately, so you do not have to be afraid/hopeful of this so-called terrorist "cure" because it's bullshit and they are bullshit.

You can stop tiptoeing around me now.

[ROOSTER]

OH MY GOD THERE'S GOING TO BE LASER TAG!!! WE ARE TOTALLY TEAMING UP AND TAKING DOWN LITERALLY THE REST OF THE SCHOOL. I DON'T CARE IF YOU DISAGREE JODI. WE ARE DOING THIS.

Best. Week. Ever.

[Pretend this was posted this morning-ish!]

I would vote for whoever will increase our spending accounts, but sadly I think that magical person doesn't exist! Moa inspired me and got me homesick for candy, I want to buy more Freia chocolate and have it sent out here but I cannot :(


[ROOSTER]
Good luck to both Allegra and Mason tonight! Hoping you both win. :) Can we have a celebration party if you do?

[ALLEGRA]
Hey I know you're probably really busy, but then again you can't really do any more campaigning while people are voting today and counting up the votes and stuff. Do you have a sec to talk? Or are you, like, crazy busy with this stuff?

FILTERED TO ROOSTER

Whatever, Wolfe is a gigantic bag of dicks. At least we're all on the same page about it now.

[...] Is everyone okay?

[Immediately after this.]

[ROOSTER]
Broke the fucking egg. Sorry. You would've fucking done so too, though. I am never ever ever going to shower ever again, I'm going to become a shit-nasty cavewoman living in the wilderness, this is what this competition has done to me. Please don't give it to me again. xoxo

[WHITNEY, ISLA, ROSE, CHESKA, MARIANA]
Insects should be OFF-LIMITS FOR FUCK'S SAKE OMG

[SCANDINAVIANS]
Can we have another get-together when all this madness is over and we can start trusting each other again? Tusen takk, much obliged. Bonus points if it can involve food from home.

[JONAS]
Hello :*

[Locked to Team Rooster]

Hey guys,

I've been talking with Sel, and he's still set on trying to steal our top place for the Swans. We hashed out an idea to go head to head this Saturday in a game of kickball, which is sort of like baseball but where you kick a big rubber ball instead of hitting a baseball with a bat.

I really think we can win this, but we should get some practice in before the weekend! I've reserved one of the training fields for after classes today, and I'm going to get Sadie to help me shape it into a proper diamond for play. I'll go over the rules for everyone unfamiliar, and we'll figure out positions and strategy. It's a no-powers game, so we have to do this the old fashioned way! I think if we get three practice sessions in we'll have a good head start, and then their goose (swan?) is cooked!