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Jul. 14th, 2013


[info]nailedit

Relevant song, bitches! I'm out!

I'd say it's been real or whatever, but a lot of you were assholes, so. I'm totally going to keep in contact with the cool people, though! Hit me up with your deets.

Jun. 20th, 2013


[info]nailedit

You know what?

[pretend there is a selfie here of an apathetic-looking Jasmine lying out by the outdoor pool in a bikini and sunglasses.]

Fuck training.

[[ooc; she's officially skipping training today and will accordingly be in solitary before lunch. narrative to come after my raid.]]

Jun. 10th, 2013


[info]nailedit

I WAS GOING TO BUY SHOES! I HAD THEM FUCKING BOOKMARKED AND EVERYTHING, WTF!

NOT PLEASED RIGHT NOW, SCHOOL!

Mar. 22nd, 2013


[info]nailedit

[Filtered to Carter, Vic and Remy (get more friends, Omar)]

Okay. Just so we're clear, I busted my ass giving Omar an awesome birthday present. One of you losers is taking care of his party tomorrow, right?

[Filtered to Spanish class, minus Omar]

Give Omar one of your drinks tickets tomorrow night, or I'll cut you.

Feb. 23rd, 2013


[info]nailedit

Well that was an adventure, one that they should totally turn into a movie sometime.

Tom Cruise probably wouldn't rock the 'Strolling across campus in yoga pants and his female half's better half's leather jacket' look quite like I did, though. But special effects could totally pull off super-nail-lockpicks.

Sorry to whoever's door I broke but... I'm not sorry.

So, how's everyone else?

- Eric.

Feb. 3rd, 2013


[info]nailedit

Posted as Pub Night starts

[Pretend there's a selfie of Jasmine here in a particularly daring, short (and slightly tacky) dress.]

So, who wants to give a single girl a drink tonight? I feel like dancing!

Feb. 2nd, 2013


[info]nailedit

You know, if I ever had to trade my powers. Which let's face it, I never would, b/c my powers are awesome! I'm rocking a razor blade on every finger and that is sickening.

But! If I had to trade, I would want whatever Vol power Beyonce obviously has.

Required Reading For Cheer Squad.

Enhanced Realness? Super Bitch? Idk what you'd call it, but she's totally one of us.

Jan. 15th, 2013


[info]nailedit

Okay, I have no clue what the F these bitches are saying, or why they all seem to be dating the same guy, but this is actually kind of cute!

Although really, you want your boyfriend to do your nails for you? That is probably a sign that You Got a Gay. I speak from experience, no straight boy will do that for you.

The fashion is a hot mess, well, apart from that jacket but they dance like they're cheerleading! So I am totally stealing some of those moves for our next practice. esp. that kinky little hip roll! It'll be the hotness!

Dec. 13th, 2012


[info]nailedit

Ugh, I so cannot wait to be out of this place! No more school for at least a little while and a chance to go shopping in an actual store instead of with a mouse like some ugly nerd.

All the invites have been sweet as hell, guys, but I am probably just going to chill at home and let my parents buy me things. Plus I cannot afford the fucking airfare to Sw Thanks, though!

Also, I need a second opinion here, should I make this my cover picture on Facebook?

[[assume there is a selfie here Jasmine has taken of herself sitting in Omar's lap. She is smiling brightly and there's a big smudge of lipstick on top of Omar's head. Girl is marking her turf.]]

Nov. 17th, 2012


[info]nailedit

Ugh, my parents keep freaking the fuck out. I wasn't even in one of those nightmares! And it's not like I could just up and come home even if I wanted to, so it's just... stupid as hell.

I've at least convinced them to send me something extra special for my birthday. Which is next week, bitches! Better make sure it's off the hook.

Filtered to Karim

You know what I meant.

Oct. 30th, 2012


[info]nailedit

Well, of course I got a 30. Not surprised at all, tbh. Baddest cheer-bitch in the game!

Also, apparently it's Text Your Ex Day. I decided to join in and sent that asshole a mess of cussing, it was fun! Anyone else doing it?

Putting the last touches on my Halloween costume, you guys are going to lose it. Why can't we have booze at this party, though? I mean, it's not Halloween if you don't get wrecked!#


Filtered to Omar;

So, uh. Hey.

Oct. 19th, 2012


[info]nailedit

You know, I'm pretty sure that no matter what you think of someone, putting naked pictures of them on the internet is, like, the shittiest thing you can do. So congrats to whoever is making those lists! You're awful!

But because it's still, like, trending and everything, I've decided to show my support for Karim.

Nothing to be ashamed of, bb. )

Filtered to Ted

I'm bored. You should see if it's possible to take someone on, like, a date or however close you can get in this place.

Filtered to Omar

I'm bored. We should hang.

Oct. 4th, 2012


[info]nailedit

I am having a major dilemma right now!

I'm about to drop a major chunk of my allowance on my Halloween costume and it's going to be a-mah-zing.
But I don't want to wind up wearing the same thing as someone else, because that would be shitty.
But I still want the awesome entrance that comes with showing up in a costume noone knew about, right?

So I think I am just going to have to cut any bitch who wears my costume.

Sep. 20th, 2012


[info]nailedit

Well, I broke an egg. ...so if I don't get to go to the beach, it's the rest of you guys to blame, Loon.

And if I don't get to go to the beach, I am going to be pissed. I have my bikini picked out already! Maybe I will wear it to classes anyway, in protest.

Sep. 3rd, 2012


[info]nailedit

I am bored out of my skull right now, so let's play a game!
Have we graded the boys yet?
It's really easy. Someone comments with a guy, and the rest of us give him a number between one and ten. You don't have to give reasons, but it's fun if you do!

Fitting theme music, yo.

Aug. 2nd, 2012


[info]nailedit



Head's up, bitches. I am already planning a Cheer Routine to this, because it is hot. Best be ready to work it out.

Props to everyone who came out to tryouts! ...even the lazy guys who tried to get their friends to do the heavy lifting for them, Raph.

Expect a Squad Lineup to go up in the next couple of days after I've finalised my decisions.

Jul. 28th, 2012


[info]nailedit

Okay everyone, listen up;

CHEERLEADING TRYOUTS are going to be held on Monday after classes and training out on the football field.

Anyone interested in trying out should show up with the following;

  • Comfortable workout clothes that still let you move around a lot. Bonus points if they're in the school colors.

  • A short cheer prepared and ready to recite. Must be original. Points will be deducted for any 'Sis Boom Bah' BS.

  • Ready to learn a small routine that you'll then be expected to repeat.

  • Nerve!


You'll be assessed and graded based on your performance, appearance and personality. And then a squad will be picked from the best of the best! It's going to be fun!

Oh and boys, we'll need plenty of volunteers for the heavy lifting and setup, so turn out to support us, okay?

Jul. 22nd, 2012


[info]nailedit

Online shopping totally takes the edge off of a hangover, you guys. Sucks for everyone with suck-y teams, though.

So... Makeup, shoes or jewelry?