Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

I'm never going to be able to eat scrambled eggs again without flashbacks.

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I'm really sorry but my egg got broken today. It was literally tackled out of my bare hands when I was trying to get a sandwich for lunch. Man down.

Look. Newly Discovered Cat Vols.

Before I forget- THANKS TO YOU, JULI and everyone else who got the bikes. I rode almost the whole length of the forcefield twice yesterday, but then one of the guards thought I was plotting escape routes or something and directed me back to the student part because it was getting dark. I said that if I was trying to escape I'd think of a better way than frying one of the bikes but that probably made him more suspicious. I do not even WANT to escape.

And also I think we should have a kangaroo mascot. It makes sense, as we're in Australia. The only kangaroo I have seen was that steak.