Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

Does anyone want to swap powers with me for like, 10 min.?

(If you were me, you could turn other people into duplicates of yourself, if you're into that kind of shit.)

Dudes,

Can everyone just stop beating the shit out of each other? Enough with the violence. You're not making it any easier for yourselves or anyone else that's stuck here with you.

Let's all just chill. How about a little solidarity, for fuck's sake?

ALL BLACKS RULE, WALLABIES CAN SUCK IT.

In your face, Australia!

The only bad part of that game was that was no-one kneed Cooper in the head.

[Sel Sarin, Jack Fuller, Tess Bigelow, Ernestina Basile, Tea Martin, Reed Chase, Neve Simonetti Di Monda, Rose Walker, Nawal Bechara, Rikka Hellstrøm, Oden Bbjornstrand, Providence Segokgo, Isla Wolfe, Julieta Jimenez, Miyu Ogawa, Logan Hastings, Brad Swartz, Ellie Wolf, and ANYONE I'M FORGETTING THAT HAS BEEN NICE TO JUDE EVER]

so, i like, made a bunch of pastries (for class), and i'm not going to eat them, so if you like that kind of thing, you should come and get some, or whatever.

they're profiteroles of various kinds (plain, chocolate-covered, caramel), and like i said, i'm not going to eat them, and you guys have all been nice to me cool, so you should take whatever you like (or not).

you mean people are forced to physically exert themselves all week, and then, when they get a break, they want to watch other people exercise?

i don't get it.

fuck, at least there's booze. i feel like i've fallen into some sort of horrible glee/x-men crossover, only with more fucking in the bathrooms.

i would ask someone to kill me, but i'm p. sure i've already died and gone to hell.

fml.

i wonder if the staff is laughing somewhere as they consume all our contraband?