Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

[filtered to lionel]
sry about any sexiling that may happen or have already happened. here, have captain canada


[/lionel]


[filtered to harry h]
do you have an egg i can squish? if not i might try to give everyone a seizure and then go around stomping some. but that seems needlessly...full of work. and i dont really care.
[/harry]

i would rather an upgrade in internet speed and time than a fleeting beach that will result in many crispy shoulders. but i really do want an omelet, even if eggs are apparently murder.

i would at least like my pants back, they're purple. the underwear too. willing to trade, but the pants for sure. please.

[Filtered: Team Eagle] Can we do something fun or mischevious and I don't know, not get involved in all this stuff? Lets plan something. A heist or a prank or whatever, we've got you know, some skills between us all, we can do things.

i'm bored. there's stuff to do and food to eat but none of it is interesting and everything is boring. #stillbored

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YOU BETTER BRING IT. #mario #mariokart #imbetterthanyou #hashtags #bringitbitches