Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

I ruined or lost all my gloves in the madness and my power is going crazy. i'll be forever grateful if you don't touch me or my stuff and possibly catch me when i swoon like a Victorian damsel in distress from power overuse. Especially you, Vanessa.

Filter: Hailey
Are you feeling any better? Next time, don't throw yourself in the line of fire like that, you scared the shit out of me. And yet yourself a better boyfriend, that's seriously fucked up what he

Filter: Ansel
As much as my power is pissing me off right now, thanks for for getting me out of there in time. I may end up collapsed in a corner, but I don't know what I'd do if i lost it permanently.

[...] Did you hear about Enely?

Wow so.

Sens/Habs was interesting. 210 penalty minutes in a single period, you say? Isla, if your guys make it to the next round alive, I'll let you teleport me anywhere. Just let me put on underwear first. Pens can do so much better btw. Thank fuck for OT goals. Oh and my condolences to Marty and Damien. If today was Saturday I would offer you my drink tickets as consolation, but I've at least two more games this week, and I might need them if yesterday was anything to go on.

It was also International No Diet Day today. Promoting healthy eating and pointing out all body types are equally awesome shouldn't be a once a year sort of thing, but it's a good reminder. If I was a baker I would've made cupcakes with some sort of inspirational messages on them, but I'm not. So I didn't. Sounds delicious, though...

ONLY A FEW MORE HOURS!!!

Since there's a few new people and internet sucks too much for Twitter tonight, I will post this here instead. Here's my list of TEN WAYS TO SURVIVE IVI.

1. Punching seems like a totally acceptable way to say hello. Learn to duck. Fast.
2. If someone asks you if they can show you their power you should probably get dressed before saying yes.
3. There may or may not crop up a script in which writer has killed you off. Do not be alarmed. It's completely normal. Apparently.
4. If you're a Swan you'll be expected to be cuddly, if you're a Blackbird you're mostly normal and we all assume Barn Swallows are really good at giving head. Petr has a better guide, but that's the basic idea.
5. The network explodes (not literally though - yet) at least three times a week.
6. You probably shouldn't correct Chang's pronounciation or speak ill of Señora Psycho's memory. That way lies badness.
7. There's an ice rink. In the desert. (Not complaining. Just SAYING.)
8. Everyone has opinions on the Vol Squad. Try not to piss anyone off more than necessary.
9. Actually, people have opinions on everything. Get used to that.
10. There are tunnels all over the place. Try not to fall into them. It kind of hurts.

Oh and an important 11th piece of advice: Don't say anything in public you don't want recorded, filmed and/or put on Karim's Twitter. That one should probably be number one, actually...

THREE HOURS OF INTERNET A DAY? WHAT ABOUT MY SOCIAL LIFE?

Love,

the Twitter addict

Filter: Everyone at the planning meeting last night (I think this is Valya, Understanding, Sonia, Cati, Val, Callum, Hunter, correct me if I'm wrong.)
Coincidence?

Okay, so.

I've had my three drinks (there's no tea in Long Island ice tea, I feel so cheated). I've tweeted a picture of one of them (filter: Early Bird). I've looked around this so called pub and talked to people (I only mentioned hockey once, personal record). I've been to the bathroom (the mirror reminded me that my hair really is six feet wide today, apologies if it knocked you over somewhere along the way). I've tried to score a fourth drink (it was a failed mission, let's not talk about it). I've overdosed on parantheses (obviously).

Now what?

Have I missed some essential ~pub night~ thing? I'm confused, fellow vols. I need your guidance. What have I missed? Is this really it?

Jarome Iginla, eh?

Also, lol

Canadians, hockey players/fans, 'Blackbirds' (wtf?), people born in 1994 or girls living on the 6th floor, report below. I'm composing a list of people I have something in common with. Cross referenced and colour coded and whether or not you take that last bit seriously will influence my impression of you, but at least I'm upfront about it. All cards on the table. That sort of thing.

Who is Vanessa, btw? Hi. We're roommates. Please don't touch my stuff, it makes my power cranky.