Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

Pancake batter does not make for good soap.

[DAISY]

Did you apply?

[METTE]

For your sake I really hope the IVF innit Congrats.

[DEVON, JONAS, LAUREL, SOL, TED, OMAR, CORALIE, REMY, IVAN, KAZ, ISAAC - blame devon's filter]

Some list of powers the IVF recruited.

[Added after this]

[STEPHEN]

Who divested the mental integrity of dozens of unsuspecting Argentines?

Apparently an angry Italian mother is worse than fucking Hogwarts trying to give Harry his acceptance letter. Be warned, IVI.

Neve you owe me at least 135 hours of sleep by now.

[LAUREL]

How come you're not in solitary with them?

Guess I won't be called to testify then.

[KIDNAPEES]

Know it's a heavy issue and pretty sure we all stand in very different places, but I'll admit I wannit upset at the news today. Wish I knew who I'll be around, though, if anyone wants to be alone with someone else, know what I mean?

[VOL SUPREMACISTS (idek, be liberal with this)]

Any ideas?

If we have to be back in classes, may as well get halftime entertainment.

[BROS, FRED, LIAM, NOAH - IVAN added after this]

Poker night. Tonight or tomorrow. Don't say no.

there wannit a baby in the room, so you know

I can honestly say, I've never played laser tag. But I'll be brill at it, I'm sure.

[JESSE]

mate, what's going on? I don't have any hangups on the words 'slut' or 'whore', but like if they really bother you I can pick another one. I'm not judging Hugo for wanting to have sex and I don't dislike birds that want sex either, like I think we misinterpreted each other pretty hard yesterday. It's just not my thing, personally, to go to a bar and pick up the easiest girl I can find.

[BROS]

Are all you all going to the beach this weekend?

[OOC NOTE: Pretend there is a picture of Mikael in his dress looking particularly unimpressed here!]

Innit my bird so pretty tonight?

I feel it's as good a time as any to point out some of the nicest most trustworthy blokes I've ever met were murderers. Old bastards, but they swear up and down they weren't no different when they were my age. May be this "serial killer" ain't dodgy at all.

[RAPH, MIKE x2, JESSE, BRAD, JONAS, HUGO]

Honestly, how did none of you get in ANY shite over yer vilf list? Where's the slapping and screaming birds? I feel cheated. Raph I especially expected multiple girls to bang down our door.