Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

[LOCKED TO VOL SQUAD.]

It sounds like some of our fellow Vols had a party and did not invite us.

What do you all make of this group in solitary now?

I'm renting out Omar's bed for fifteen Monopoly dollars per hour. Experience genuine Puerto Rican musk. Consider the oil produced by a shaved head. All yours for a modest imaginary fee.