look. i LIKED rathborne, ok? sure he was all scary n crazy-eyez at first n yellin at us n callin us names n workin us til our weak bodies was gonna collapse like he was saddam hussein n dat lady from teh biggest loser all rolled in2 1, and yeah his face gets all red n blotchy n all his veins pop out n hes from some hick-ass place in kentucky or w/e where they eat squirrels a la scabies, but u know he was tough on us b/c he loved us n he brought us out 2 da ravine so we would secrtly start 2 all luv each othr n beat peacock @ capture teh flag n turn from a lameass grasshoppr emergin from its cocoon 2 a badass ninja warrior n he taught me how 2 shoot a gun and i nvr told anypony b/c i didnt want yall 2 think i ws bein a traitor n he let us watch movies @ trainin n play wit teh sprinklr n listen 2 my awesome playlists n the othr day he even admitted dat teh georgia satellites were baller
but now he done thrown 1 of his own in2 solitary so errything from teh past 11 months wz a LIE n im feelin real betrayed rite now so if u r readin dis FUCK U, RATHBORNE
dat said i will continue 2 luv + tolerate teh shit out of u bc dats how i do, punk.