Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

It occurs to me that I haven't introduced myself! My name is Ben Davies and I hail from the motherland, also known as England. More specifically from the coastal city of Brighton. In case you haven't noticed, I'm the bloke walking around with a tail sticking out the back of his trousers. I'm 18, a libra, I love long walks on the beach, and I could probably pick up small children with my tail, though I haven't actually tried that yet. I can't actually peel a banana with my tail, but I can hold the banana with my tail and peel it with my fingers. I KNOW, SO BORING. But have you ever tried peeling a banana without opposable thumbs, or at least opposable digits of some kind? It can't be done, I've tried.

Also, I think we should be allowed to study Superheroing 101 or How To Become a Superhero instead of boring classes like maths. (For those of you who would rather be the supervillain, something tells me that the lovely IVF would frown upon that. Besides, superheroing is where it's at! You'll always win!)