Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

They told me I cant take a damn case of blueberry muffins into JFK with me. Told me chocolate chip muffins was OK, but not blueberry. Tell me how that makes any damn Sense

[OOC NOTE: I FORGOT MONTY'S BIRTHDAY (sorry pal) so I am moving it up a few days to Sunday. NARRATIVE FORTHCOMING (I think).]



Kara. Didnt name her. Dont ask me to explain.

Million dollar ice rink but I cant see my damn dog for my birthday. Aint that just the way.

What does an Existential Crisis feel like

MISSING
MONTY FOX SEX MALE RACE CAUCASIAN HAIR RED EYES GREEN HEIGHT 0 FT 4 IN WEIGHT 0 LB .5 OZ
SUSPECTED MORTAL PERIL TO THE SOUTH SOUTH EAST DIRECTION UP
DO NOT EAT

PERSONS OF USEFUL SKILL APPLY BELOW NO SOLICITING

Guess that solves the Mystery of #12. Here I was almost thinking hed been Raptured an the rest of us Left Behind.

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A Joke

The hell is Eurasia

its not on the damn map