Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

the next person who is mean about the hunger strike is getting all their things pooped on by rats

why are our teams all named after birds?

95/96ers.

i forgot to say this but if you see me asleep in class don't try to wake me up. i am busy.

everyone here is very strong. i was surprised to see that the guards won, even with tasers. maybe they're vols too.

ANKE... AND LEONA.

let's go flying.

times like this i pity all of you because you cannot turn into animals and fuck off

believe me, it is nice.

i have communed with the local animals.

they say that vols smell weird. OR you all need to take more showers.

i find it funny i am a barn swallow. because barn swallows taste terrible.

ANKE WE MISSED THE PUB NIGHT.