Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

[Filtered to Keanu, Petr, Mira, Kai]

Moshe asked me to go underwater without air. Not sure what to think bout it.


[Filtered to Keanu and Petr]

Jesper's an asshole.


[Filtered to Hailey]

Need to ask a favor.

obviously, the real answer is to give us all life-alert necklaces like we're 90 and may break a hip at any minute. :P

cause on the off-chance I'm ACTUALLY in China this holiday, I don't want you guys to think I'm automatically kidnapped.

Yeah, if I were China I wouldn't tell anyone a Vol escaped from my school either. Much better to say 'kidnapping' and terrify the shit out of all of us to stay put like good little boys and girls.

[Filtered to Jimmy]

Here is some free advice from your Auntie Kai: either make a move, or stop giving her mopey looks when you think no one is looking. Seriously, it's pathetic. Man up.

Clock one for the Blackbirds. Thanks Astrid - don't worry, I really did like your makeup today. It wasn't a total front! :)

SLUT RAMS is a brand name for _________________

fill in the blank.

Do we have to riot or protest or whatever if they are reading all of our communications and stuff?

The question is, where does the Vol Club stand on this? Lets make the dividing line nice and deep.

I'm putting money on my douche brother being a member of HPV. and also transmitting it to the whores he bangs. it would be just like him to be responsible for cervical cancer.

fml.

I like dogs, but man, I am in the mood for a cat. Where is a fluffball to keep me company through all this stupid ass homework when you need one?

Seriously assholes, I'm not joking. POWERS WORK BETTER WITH MASS EXPOSURE. GIVE ME A CAT.

i fucking love that man. you were worth the taser kanye. tell it to the world.

Let me help you with tomorrow's psych eval: I'm fucking batshit insane, give me a therapy pet. Obv. before I go scarface.

My name is Kai. Don't ask me where I'm from because I'm from a fuckload of places. I speak like 6 languages and NONE OF THEM ARE SPANISH - whelp, I guess those bitches won't be talking to me. Have we got any Dutch motherfuckers up in here? I haven't broken that shit out in AGES. Rotterdam what!? Deze plaats is fucked up, is het niet? Het stelen van mijn shit, prikkeldraad - DAMN!

Where are the kangaroos? I was promised kangaroos?!