Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

Omar.

Are you still around?

Dani and Shannon.

I'm going to England instead of Scotland. Wish me luck.

Condors.

Bye you lot. Email me if you're in the UK. I don't have anywhere to offer you to sleep or anything, but let me know. Here's to never getting ditched in a ravine or shot at with a paintball gun again. Cheers.

Alright Kody's masterpiece is still on my wall from ages ago, so if anyone wants to see it, I've left my room cracked. It's 2E. I would say don't steal my shit, but I don't think I own anything worth stealing. And if you do, I'll make you feel bad about it.

Anyway, cheers IVI.

So if you don't have a roommate who do they tell if you're in solitary? Do they tell anyone? Do you just hope your team or friends happen to notice that you're just not around? Cross your fingers and hope for the best? Do they dump you in a cell and forget you're there I would ask the Dean but something tells me that the conversation would not go well and I don't actually want to go to solitary, I'm just curious.

Condors minus Jordana and Damien.

Let's avoid the following happen on Friday:

- getting shot with paintballs
- getting eggs thrown at us
- actually let's just avoid getting things lodged in our general direction full stop.
- being dumped in a ravine (although this time we know our way back so maybe not such a bad plan except last time he shot at us)
- anything involving multiplying what we already do by the amount of time we'll be stuck with Rathborne (that's a lot of pushups)
- cleaning toilets
- recalling past traumas
- doing work

Do I have everything covered? I think we need to figure out a way to make it through an entire day.

Damien.

I am seriously comtemplating just skipping Friday. How many can you miss before solitary?

Jack.

Do you want to go swimming or something tonight?

Edwin.

Ugh.

Kim and Kelly.

If I'm not at dinner on Friday please send a search party to the ravine, thank you.

Edwin.

I just realized that I hadn't seen you in a few days. If you're just wanting quiet time you can tell me to bugger off.

Kim.

Have you found ways to stave off IVI's boredom yet?

Kelly.

Did you get things sorted with your sister? We haven't really talked about it much but I know you've been busy.

Sorry IVI but Glasgow already beat you to the Thatcher party.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-22072150

Condors - Jordana.

I guess the question of was he going to tell us has been answered. Did he bloody think were just going to never find out?

Dick.

Kiara.

Hiking again soon? I feel like my brain is about to leak out my ears. Otherwise I am going to spend most of the week watching movies with explosions.

I almost forgot Easter was this Sunday. Time flies when you're at IVI.

Damien.

Next pub night you are having a pint with me, no excuses.

Bloody France.

Well maybe next year Scotland.

Rathborne's a dick.

Also there are like human sized lizards out there.

Condor.

That was dead boring. Did he say anything worth listening to after something about how to tie a knot?

Because I'm curious - what is your worst story from training? Condors, I already know yours.

Edwin.

There isn't an not awkward way to say this but I think I have a pair of your trousers.

Understanding.

If you ever send me a text asking me what I am wearing again, we are going to have a problem.

Kody.

We need to talk.

Jack.

Thanks for everything while I was sick and yesterday. I'm all back to normal today - even from the flu.

Damien.

Where the fuck have you been?

I have no idea what is going on but I think I still have the flu worse than I had it on Friday.

But if someone could come and help me I'm in 2E and I slid my keycard under the door because every time I try to get up I pass out.

The other one apparently hates medicine, so I am sadly too sick to leave and without clothing. Please bring trousers to 2E.

Ivan.

Have you done anything to Understanding?

Understanding.

Have you been outside my door?

How long does the flu last anyway?

Condors.

What the fuck is on my wall?

Condors, Understanding, Edwin, Jack, Daisy, Kelly.

I officially have an IVI single now, does anyone want to come and help me move the beds together tomorrow?

Remy.

What did you mean by you're sensitive to my feelings?

Hello new girl could you please tell me your name thank you.

Damien.

Rathborne was - not his usual self.

Condors.

Remy did you finally seduce Rathborne?

Condors.

What the fuck is up with the Evolve or Die shit?

Understanding.

Thanks. For everything.

Daisy.

Alright?

Lo.

You up for boxing this weekend?

And here I was hoping that we would just never have lessons again.

I was starting to think I'd have to fucking rip it out myself.

Condors.

If any of you try to fucking hug me tomorrow I will throw on you in Mal's fiery boat. Got it?

Why the fuck are we calling it a wake if there isn't any alcohol? Also I looked it up on the internet to check to make sure that we meant the same thing. And it only took me ten minutes.

Lucy.

How do you feel?

Edwin & Kiara.

Welcome to the European safe house.