Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

[95/96]

tell us about london, enely. you are so cool now that you are on vol squad. no wonder you dumped petr.

sorry, petr. your life sucks. someone had to say it.

[Eli]

you look like you just had a bad trip. would you like me to make a dove shit in matty's hair.

[Parakeet]

so how balanced is everyone's qi.

because when people complained about classes being useless, this is exactly what they had in mind to do instead.

[95/96]

while we're talking about people being excluded from things, can we talk about how all of you except sadie went along with it like a bunch of dicks when rashida was booting me off of our year filter for no reason.

because that's super mature.

that'll show them.

we're definitely going home now.

just so you all know, i did it to get him fired. i'm working my way through the staff so that no one is allowed to work here anymore. it's my vol freedom plan.

he's also great in bed.

[Parakeets]

did shin seriously think we all just let sadie go to solitary.

i already have a disapproving asian father. this is too much.

[1995/1996]

enjoy your booze tonight, planty. don't miss us too much.