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bieber is not a vol, people. have some common sense. he's an android built by technology stolen from disney. think about it. first came the pitch correction then the full on auto-tune and then miley cyrus started flashing her business everywhere and they realized robot voices didn't mean they could control the actual manufactured pop stars so they built a robotic one.
if skynet comes online, bieber is going to be the first terminator. his hair is full of secrets. and guns. big guns.
all the shit they don't let you watch here, and they give us olympics feeds. have they not seen the beach volleyball? its like porn, only with MORE bouncing. and what do they do about the sand? there must be some serious chafing.
if skynet comes online, bieber is going to be the first terminator. his hair is full of secrets. and guns. big guns.
all the shit they don't let you watch here, and they give us olympics feeds. have they not seen the beach volleyball? its like porn, only with MORE bouncing. and what do they do about the sand? there must be some serious chafing.