Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

8 vols, 4 schools, 1 week. well raw statistics. so when's it gonna be our turn, ay?

awright so here's solomon's best ov the world news story 4 the day

Canada Proudly Prints Wrong Maple Leaf on Its Currency Because Canada Can’t Do Anything Right (who is surprised?)

[LANA]
what the fuck did u do to me.


[DEVON]
ok so i fucking figured it out

it wasnt me

n it wasnt you


[OMAR]
get back fucking soon awright? this place is still

hush ur gums & fuck u all, im gonna be lyin in bed n marathonwatchin tv for the next 3 wks while u jet to exotiq endz.


[OMAR]
happy bday from uncle sol

[EDEN]
wuup2 the other side of the pond?

u know, am well surprised he dint actually look like that.


[MARINE]
yo

[OMAR]
am well dissapointed to have missed the food fight :'(

oi so seriously i didnt pay a single bit of fuckin attention to dis whole stuco campaign. some1 tell me wut 2 vote for.

HULLO IVI. rank this poem 1-5, 5 bein nang good and 1 bein dry shit.

brittle honey swimming to you
how glorious was that electric dance
gentle then crazy blue terrible



[ANTON]
yo

[PRIVATE]
for minor injuries & usin my powers on another student:
- $50 fine (there goes half of my p's)
- 2wk suspension
- meeting w/ the dean tomorrow

guess spoons count as minor injuries hahahahahahaha

so right when i get used to the idea of bein out here in this treck in the middle of nowhere -- fuckin hell, after today's classes, i just clocked that its my first time in school in like FIVE YEARS. its gonna take some gettin used to, can say that. how do u learn~?

n after talkin to sadie we figured out team parakeet's got earth, wind, and water represented. we are SO BLOODY CLOSE you guys, all we need is a firebender and then we're TEAM AVATAR. or captain planet!! (the fuck would count as 'heart' as a vol anyway? somethin awful most like.) either way my point IS that some helpful bruv or girl i spose should step up n offer their fire services, abandon ship n join our team and then we will be well unstoppable.

[SEL & OMAR]
hahahaha wait u have to take an alcohol awareness course???

[JODI]
[...] u were the one after the pub night yeah?