Here's a plea for the future, particularly in light of recent events: if you can't be trusted not to post to this network while inebriated, have someone take your device from you. A flood of drunk entries tonight will be a perfect opportunity to make the first "pub night" the last.
I'd add something about trying not to get drunk in the first place, but perhaps that's too much to ask.
In other news, I hope I'll be allowed to have books or writing material in my inevitable solitary confinement.