Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

i'd appreciate it if people would stop attacking me bc they think i have the toucan egg. i'm actually knocked up. mormon ethan is the father.

caleb, you're free to go beat on him for corrupting your bb sister.

myra, my klutzy perfect dream, the child i carry is yours and mine in spirit of love~. i will creeping by your window tonight per normal.

arse, you have to wait until the bb is at LEAST 14 before you began to court it, ala jacob black.

ps taking suggestions for names.

sooo political people, how do i go about petitioning for TVs during pub night?

also, idk who benjamin~♥♥ *____* is, but can he plz present himself? someone is sending out mad thoughts about how great he is, and i want to see this for myself.

filter: caleb
ffs think about things other than legs every once in a while.

I HAVE FOUND MY BELLA SWAN

Plz keep your calendars open for our possible *~*~*eternal~*~* wedding & the birth of our blood-sucking, creepy life-ruiner spawn. Arse and Sol, feel free to fight it out for who gets to be the bb's creepy pedo soul-mate.

Filter to Legs
Tooootally found the power negator finally.

ffs, can the conspiracy nuts whose native language is english please stay 21 feet away from the telepathic aussie chick at all times? listening to all you little bitches whine to yourself about how we're doomed to be here for all eternity is doing my fucking head in. we go home at christmas, just like every other boarding school in the history of forever.

& if anyone wants to get their ass kicked at mario kart, offer me dollah dollah bills for my phone minutes or just shoot the shit, step right up.