Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

[Icelanders]

Hae guys, I have a question. WHY DOES MY TEAM HAVE MORE CRAZY PEOPLE THAN ALL OF THE OTHERS? Like what I do to deserve this? They don't have these problems on idk Magpie. Lilja do you think they'll let me swap with Coralie and become a Swan

Note: "Crazy" is a term used to oppress people who suffer from mental illnesses and cannot help it BUT THIS TIME I THINK IT IS WARRANTED.

[Loon]

dudes, why is it that on top of everything else, Slate has to be meaner than usual??

EVERYVOL

LILJA IS THE BEST, SHE PLANNED A PARTY FOR ME AND SHE DIDN'T EVNE COOK

AND IAM FAMOUAS

Hae everyone. So when I talked to my mamma last night, she mentioned that Morgan Freeman had passed away. RIP. The Shawshank Redemption is one of my favourite movies. :(

I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.

SOMEONE TOOK LILJA!!!!

[Filter to 1994]

Hae guys. You know what we should do tomorrow

We should go hang out with all the 1995ers in their non-pub night thing that they do

And then ditch them and be all like SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS!!!

[Filter to Liam O'Riordan]

I am donating all my tickets this week to icing people. ARE YOU IN

Guys.

You don't need to change your gender expression just because you woke up in a differently sexed body today. That's just biological determinism.

SERIOUSLY I am disappoint

Obviously the Chinese school had a bootleg forcefield made in China.

[Pretend I am not a fail and this was posted like ten minutes after the teams got their eggs.]

FIRST.

HELVÍTIS FOKKING FOKK DID YOU SEE THAT?

omg.

Guess which country just had their first pride parade? UGANDA.



CONGRATULATIONS, HUMANS! STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS!

(BRYN'S FIRST JOURNAL ENTRY EVER IS IN THE WRONG COMM)

WHO'S HUNTER????