Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

there's something about this media blackout that's just [...] unsettling, i guess is the best word. unbalancing. like i just can't be at ease no matter what i fucking do. nervous all the time. more than usual, i mean. and it's not like i have nothing to eat up time. i have a dufflebag full of books under my bed. i have a 2 tb external hd full of movies, tv shows, music, games, comics. it all might as well be scribbles and static right now for how much i can focus on it. all i want to know is how badly the mets are doing. i'd even welcome an email from my fucking dad right now.

we're all probably gonna be murdered in our sleep but the mets swept the yankees and matt harvey is still unbeaten so who gives a fuck!!!!!!!!!!

11-2 with a grand slam isn't a bad way to start the season. now to hope it isn't all downhill from here.

do you think i'll get sent to solitary if i illegally stream too many games? not that the internet is fucking up for pretty much any of them.

Vols Rising? that's the best they could come up with? if it were me, i would've gone with V.A.G.I.N.A. (Vols Against Government Incarceration, North America - open to other meanings).

whoever scrawled on the doors vastly overestimated the number of jews in this place. you're also about a month early for pesach.

if i die, nolan gets my stuff.

FILTERED TO: MAGPIES.

don't expect me at training. i know you're all crestfallen.

does anyone have any caffeine pills or anything?

back in the new york groove. i.e. surrounded by yankees paraphernalia, getting jostled on the subway, stuck behind tourists walking slow in manhattan, accosted by random assholes on the street. sometimes i just want to yell at them, i'm a fucking vol! don't you know how dangerous i am?! i could make your head explode. they wouldn't know i can't.

but hey, it's home. beats the fuck out of where i came from.

well, thank fake god that we only have to be tracked like criminals instead of livestock!

figured i'd break radio silence to say: congrats on not dying, everyone. i guess.

at least r.a. dickey won the cy young.

so i guess frankenstorm was a bit worse than i thought it'd be. sounds like everyone i know is fine though. my friends at school have like a five-day weekend at this point.

in other news, mickey shot first.

four debates and basically no mention of vols. thanks obama.

silas, what did i ever do to you? you're such a jerk.

p.s. if you get a rfid chip implanted in your flesh just so you can go to the goddamn beach, you are fucking retarded.

FILTERED TO: MARINE VAN DE VELDE.

what were you thinking, letting a zero into your sacred temple?

i don't want to go to the fucking beach, i want to go home.

FILTERED TO: TEAM MAGPIE.

don't worry, as puerile as this assignment is, we'll keep the stupid pink egg safe. i probably won't even go to pub night because people would just be harassing me trying to break it. three of us will just have a relaxing night in our room.

FILTERED TO: JACK FULLER, NOLAN NOVAK, ETHAN YOUNG.

i am fucking sick to death of myself so i guess hiding out in my room with the others for the past oh, i don't know, month, has been a pretty bad choice. so i guess i come groveling to you begging to accept me back into the fold.

FILTERED TO: JODI DUNCAN, VI HARPER, LOTTIE PEWTER.

is it weird if i ask you guys (well, girls) shit about marine? or girls in general, i guess. [...] or people in general, really.

timely.

black september did it better.

not to steal vic's thunder, but if i could choose, this is totally how i would've chosen to spend my 21st birthday. ten thousand miles from home, with a bunch of strangers with weird powers, already having gotten legally drunk, and i don't even have to worry about finding weed because there's a forcefield separating us from the outside world and even if there was marijuana, i'd get thrown into solitary confinement for smoking it. really simplifies things.

yo ivf, i'm really happy for you, i'ma let you finish, but kanye is one of the best trolls of all time.

so are we allowed to swear on this shit? I mean, if we're gonna be indefinitely detained, we might as well be allowed to fucking swear.