OMG are you okay?
OMG so I feel like, REALLY REALLY REALLY bad about Jesse's fingers and I want to give him an apology gift! What kind of stuff does he like?? Should I just write him a really nice note or will it remind him that he like, CAN'T WRITE?? What are his favourite SNACKS? I really want to do something NICE!
UMMM so what are you guys thinking about this chip thing? I'M SO MAD because as you ALL know, the beach trip is on my BIRTHDAY but like do I want some kind of creepy chip thing IN MY BODY? I don't know what to do :( THIS SUCKS. What are YOU guys going to do???
HEY guys!! So a week or two ago I had this TOTALLY AWESOME idea! We should all have a Girl's Night!! It'll be so fun, right? We can like, watch movies or do spa treatments (I have SOOOOO many recipes for face masks and stuff!!) or just like, hang out and talk! And eat my emergency chocolate stash, LOL. NO boys (even though all the Flamingo boys are AWESOME)!If none of you think this will be fun I will be SO MAD AT
OMG YOU GUYS I'M SO SORRY
I WAS SO CLOSE!!! SHE JUST FUCKING BROKE IT! I'M SORRY :( :( :( IF YOU SEE KAI WHATEVER HER LAST NAME IS, DESTROY HER
Ugh, WTF is up with the guys here??? You know that cute Swedish guy Erik? Okay, well I was totally talking to him at pub night for like a gazillion years, and then I texted him later and then he was pretending that he DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO I WAS!!
I GIVE UP on these stupid boys. PLEASE tell me you're all having better luck so I can live vicariously through you. :(
Don't think I'm going to let you off the hook for TEXTING EVERY OTHER GIRL IN SCHOOL because we're all in a time of personal crisis! If I even THINK you're trying to capitalize on any poor young girl's emotional distress this week, I will CRUSH you. :*