Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

ODD BJARNE AND MAX

Where will you two be going?

95/96

Would anyone like some tea? Only, I was going to make some tea, and I was wondering if anyone wanted any tea.

MAX

Max?

BLACKBIRD

Would anyone like some tea? Only, I was going to make some tea, and I was wondering if anyone wanted any tea.

95/96 GIRLS + MAX

Erm. Could someone possibly go check on Odd Bjarne in the tunnels? I think he might have a concussion?

ODD BJARNE

I'm quite sorry that I
Are you all right?
You aren't angry, are y

95/96

You all didn't have to do that for me. Any of it. And those of you who got into trouble, I'm so very sorry you were sent to solitary, too.

I realise that making it to training may be difficult for some of us, so after a brief discussion in Rashida's journal yesterday, I've drafted up a buddy system that I'll alternate every three days. Hopefully, this'll prevent us from ever missing a day and ending up in solitary, which would just be miserable, wouldn't it? None of us want to end up in solitary.

( The first three days' pairings: )

PRIVATE TO THE SKULLS & VOLS BOYS

I am quite disappointed in all of you.

ODD BJARNE

Especially you.

MAX

The boys in my year are so stupid, Max.

Has anyone seen my dustpan? I seem to have misplaced it. It's bright pink, and it's labeled with my name. Erm, that is, "Betty Weathers".

Erm. Does anyone want tea?

MAX & ODD BJARNE

I'm getting quite tired of everyone in 1995 jumping down my throat for the smallest things, even when I'm simply trying to help. And my name isn't Dusty!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

I don't think I want to go to the dance anymore either, Odd Bjarne. Is it still all right if I come down to the tunnel?

[after this]

1995

Is it too much to ask you all to simply pay attention in lectures? Some of us are actually trying to learn here.

There isn't a chess club here, is there?

MAX & ODD BJARNE

People at IVI quite often make me :(

Hello! I don't mean to interrupt all of the goings-on here on this network, but I've just had a little accident and I thought perhaps it would be best for me to make a public announcement in case it happens again in the future -- which it likely will, because I'm rather hopeless with my powers.

You see, sometimes I turn into dust and I can't quite control it. I carry a dustpan around with me for this very reason, so if you could be so kind as to sweep me up (I'll be the tiny pile of dust next to the pink dustpan, of course), it would be very much appreciated. There have been times where I've gotten stuck onto the bottom of someone's shoe, and then it takes quite a while to pull together new dust, you know, in order to become human again. It can be rather inconvenient.

Of course, if you're too busy (which you probably are, most people are), don't mind me! You don't have to sweep me up.

But please don't step on me.

Hello! I realise this is a very awful depressing morbid awkward time to be making introductions, and I'm quite sorry. But I've only just arrived, you see, and I'll be starting lectures on Monday. I'm afraid I don't know much at all about this place, and I don't have a roommate, probably because they realise it'd be very uneventful sticking someone with me, so I'm a little lost as to what's what. I tried going to the cafeteria, but everyone seems to know everyone else, so I ate my lunch in the loo inst

In any case, my name is Betty Elizabeth Betty, and I wanted to say hello.