Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

Skulls and Vols

Listen up, m8s. So we've got a one day a week reprieve from listening to the girlies bitch during classes, but I was thinking we ought to give them a taste of the crap they put us through daily.

nim nim nim nim I'm going to tell you what to do nim nim nim nim I'm going to punch someone nim nim nim nim I just wet myself nim nim nim

You get the picture, yeah? I've been struck by a moment of inspiration. Here it is: we should all pick one of the girls and act like them for an entire day, see if they find it as irritating as we do, right? This doesn't have to involve cross dressing or anything - just a bit of improvisation. What say you lot? Anyone interested?

You think they'll even realise? Kody, do you want to take bets?

Look, if anyone needs a pick-me-up, let me know.

And just so I've got it straight, like, if fighting makes us less adult or whatever Moshe said in training, then what the fuck are we supposed to think of IVI's mentals with tasers?

[Filter to 95/96 Mutant Breakfast Club]

You can take the piss if you want, m8s -- I know people were joking about it before but like, maybe we ought to check in with someone else if we aren't going to make it to class or training or some shit.

Also, I think Rathborne will be in a load of shit if he tries to take away mobiles again. You ought to be able to call out during an emergency. If you aren't chipped, you're fucked, because no one could track your mobile signals, either, yeah?

[Filtered to the original Girls of 95]

Hey. I'm sorry to bother you lot, but I need some help. Does anyone know if the c-store sells knickers? Matthew doesn't have anything that will work and I'm not wearing someone else's knickers.

I need a bra, too. Or even a bathing top or a tank top with a shelf bra? Can any of you help? Please? I'll make it up to you, I promise.

And if you could bring it to 4c that would be really, really lovely. I can't leave the room without

[Filtered to the Mutant Breakfast Club (aka 95ers) with the exception of Sadie]

I know I don't post serious things on here often, but I've got a problem and need a different perspective, right?

Has anyone ever had a friend use them before? And you know you can help and shit, and the person needs it, but like... you still feel fucking wrong about it? Do you say something? The thing is, I can't just plant it out. And trust me, I get why you'd want to.

Seriously, I'm not just taking the piss. I need real advice. HELP ME.

Hey m8s,

My fucking mobile has gone wonky and the SIM card is blanker than Jimmy B in front of a dictionary. Until I'm issued a new one, you can reach me by email or here. Dirty pics can be delivered in person. ha ha ha

Soz for being a pain in the arse until then. Funny how these mysterious things happen, isn't it?

[1995 Beasts (Skulls and Vols)]

Two questions.

1. Say you could get any girl at IVI -- who would it be?
2. Realistically, which girls might be easiest to pull?

Soz, adding one more q.

3. How would you do it? Romantic shit not necessary. I'd bribe the probability guy to make my chances better if he'd go for it.

I'm 99% positive I just heard someone's Spotify shag playlist when I walked through one of the halls. Nearly pissed myself laughing. George Michael and Nelly Furtado? FFS