someone please for the love of god wish for an ice cream truck so i can get out of most of tomorrow.
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also, where the fuck ARE sadie and rashida?
this is stupid. i could probably wish people found trapped filipinos.my ex facebooked me and said it's been a while since we've talked. there aren't even words towatch chang's eye. it's totally twitching.
you seriously don't ever miss home?
ok i get it. this place is not so fun anymore. homesick.
could you all like not blow up my phone? how do you opt out of group texts?
hi toddlers of ivi,
watch out for kody, he usually looks younger than you. no one knows who Seth is, so don't worry about that,betty will drive you insane but she might also turn into dust half way through doing it so at least she is entertaining, amber will make your powers not work but don't be a dick about it because rashida already tried and now they just stay away from each other. karim knows everything right down to the colour underwear you have on right now so for god's sake wear clean pairs. no we can't go to pub night unless we're 18, yes this school is crazy, yes the lit teacher is nuts and he also takes spanish (best class for anyone who doesn't actually want to learn a language). the network may display content inappropriate for children but apparently no one gives a fuck, so you'll occasionally find erotic fiction posted. petr turns into a plant and i'm not sure where he's at on the "wants to sleep with enely" front. matt makes you feel great, evie looooves tv (and caps lock), asha makes you really wet and somehow comes from the same place as karim (no, we can't believe it either), odd bjarne has his own man-cave, rocco is called jet for a reason, davi is another of those lucky bastards who get to drink, ishak is like the jesus christ of fetching misplaced phones and keys, freja is my kickass roommate, juli and sadie are as awesome as karim and rashida (which is basically the best you can get around here).
and who am i?
that's a secret i'll never tell
xoxo
whichever of you idiots went and spilled your drunkeness all over the network? good job, guys. really appreciated.
does anyone have chocolate fish?