Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

I don't know about y'all but I'd be offended if some fucking group calling themselves the HPV or whatever, was going around making accusations about teams having Vol athletes participating. Plus, it would spice things up, since the Olympics is usually boring as fuck. Anyway, anyone wanna tell me what happened at dinner? All I saw was a tall skinny dude, a sobbing dude, and then my fork floated away from me before I was able to dive into my mashed potatoes. Someone owes me some hot mashed potatoes.

Solitary confinement? Feels like home all over again.

I'm Tom and I'm from Oklahoma. A bunch of y'all have some really interesting powers. I can make electricity.