Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

[Pretend there's a selfie of Jasmine here in a particularly daring, short (and slightly tacky) dress.]

So, who wants to give a single girl a drink tonight? I feel like dancing!

TO: bad girl lo
FROM: kody

r u in there?

I think a dance sounds like a lovely idea. I've never worn a proper gown before. For those of you who don't share our excitement, I do believe it's a voluntary event, no? You don't have to attend, but why ruin the enthusiasm of those who are eager for something to take their minds off of recent e the past f the past few months?

Wallow in your misery all you want, but kindly do not expect others to do the same.

MAX

Happy birthday. I hope you're feeling all right. :)

So have the fuckers in charge put something in the water? Because I'd love to know the reason behind the sudden spike in posts airing everyone's dirty laundry. I need to brace myself if at some point I'm going to turn into a whiny, 13 year old girl with a lack of filter and no shame.

Though okay, I might have the no shame box ticked already.

[Eagles + Friendly Types]

So now I know why my powers were not working sometimes when I was sick. It is because they put the fucking power negator in the room next to mine and Moa's. And eccola, it turns out that I cannot sleep normally without using them. It is a really good move, this whole thing. First put the girl in the team that originally had Myra and who are probably still dealing with this, and then in the room next to the other girl who has hibernation as her power and who therefore can use her power only when she is sleeping.

If this continues, I am skipping classes to sleep while she is out of the room and anyone who has issue with this can go to the inferno.

[Nawal, Edwin, Mo, Mette, Clem]

It is really not the fault of the girl herself. Sometimes I may need to be reminded of this.

i am now accepting applications for the lucky lady and/or gent who wants to be my valentine. applicants must be fit, outgoing, fans of dancing and karaoke, and maybe willing to hook up after the dance (i'm jking! but rly th). please submit applications + cover letter in person or via e-mail. xoxo. also fill out this okcupid quiz and post the responses here, ty. :*

[Private to Toucans]

Excuse me please my team mates I have a question to ask you!! I have never go to a Valentine's Ball before I think some traditions in Japan for Valentine's Day are very different. (#／。＼#) Please to tell me what traditions to know for this dance??? Do I ask for a friend to go with me???

[added later]

[Private to Tanja]

Excuse me please Tanja can I ask you a question please!!

Hello, persons of IVI.

I would like to apologize for my obnoxious drunkness drunkenness last night. Not really for how I was drunk, but for how I was obnoxious. In less than two months I can provide you this kind of entertainment on a weekly basis.

Also, Seth is a real Jew.

That is all.

[ Enely ]

Hi. Sorry.

[ Tanja ]

I saw your message. I'm all right, but thanks. [...] <3

[ Sadie ]

So I know we are not such close friends but even though it's weird that you have a kid I hope that people are not mean to you. 1995 forever I guess.

But really, Seth?

okay everyone LISTEN UP i am doing this ONCE b/c i have a MONSTER HEADACHE but i finally got my replacement phone after SOMEONE threw it in the lake which means FIRST OFF send me your #s kthx and SECOND OFF if anyone gives sadie a hard time b/c she has a kid i will PERSONALLY get mason to telekineticly shove your head up your ass OKAY???

also does anyone know why there were so many irish ppl shouting in the girls wing this morning

[Private to Sadie]

gurl bit for real you tell me if anyone is being an asshat k I WILL CUT THEM

[Private to Fin]

thanks for letting me play ann frank in your room sorry i threw up in the garbage can

[Private to Anthony]

LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT I DON'T LIKE YOU YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ABS OK??

[Private to Juli]

omg how much does sadie hate you rn

Tags: karim bissoondath

Soooo who knew the force field extends underground, right?

[EDIT]
Who left me chocolate?

[Blackbird]
I have no interest in convincing to go to this dance or not but if you do choose to go, let me say up front that I expect Blackbird to be the best-dressed team. Come see me if you have questions.

[Rose]
Can I ask a favor?

[Isla]
I have an idea I think you might find interesting.

[Marty]
Who are you taking?

PEACOCKS, IRELANDERS, JADA, METTE, UNDERSTANDING, CHRIS, AUDRA, IMMY, DAISY, CALEB, HAILEY, VIC, CARTER, MOA, MAE, IDK ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE CHESKA'S FRIENDS, use your judgment

Hey you lot. I've moved rooms so you'll have to go to 6A to find me instead of 2D.

And Jada, I took that quiz you posted and this is what I got:

The Peach. For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it. You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him. Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

For lads I'm supposed to consider the Loverboy, the Playboy, or the Boy Next Door, and always avoid the False messiah, but for girls I'm meant to consider the Window Shopper or the Peach, and always avoid the Nymph!

METTE

Happy birthday! I made you something. It's not much but I couldn't let your birthday pass without.